May 2012
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my great grandpappy used to always say, “lookin’ for love is like lookin’ for the rowdiest hoedown, it’s a whole lotta fun in the beginnin’, but in the end, all you’re left with is an i’d rather die hangover.”
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my great grandpappy used to always say, “it’s funny when you guys complain about women having too much power in relationships. you guys are to blame - can i take you to dinner? will you marry me? can we please have sex? you gave her the power to say, ‘yes,’ or, ‘no,’ from the get go. say what you will about arranged marriages, but we didn’t have to give up that kind of power - sure, she’s...
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my great grandpappy used to always say, “i’ll take an ugly girl with enthusiasm sprinkled with effort over a purty girl any day of the week - ‘cause you can always close your eyes, but tryin’ to get effort out a purty girl is like tryin’ to squeeze honey out a cotton.”
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my great grandpappy used to always say, “don’t hate your cousin ‘cause he killed a bigger ‘possum than you, hate him ‘cause he a piece of sh*t.”
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my great grandpappy used to always say, “never needed handcuffs, whips or role playin’ to spice things up - nope - just needed a new partner.”
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April 2012
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my great grandpappy used to always say, “don’t come to me fishin’ for compliments, I’ll just tell you you’re fat, but if you are fat, then you shouldn’t be fishing. that’s not nice.”
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my great grandpappy used to always say, “competition don’t make ya better, it only gets in my way.”
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my great grandpappy used to always say, “it’s easy to put on that smile, when you makin’ like you chewin’ that person you smilin’ at.”
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my great grandpappy used to always say, “i never believed in spankin’ my kids - never cared enough.”
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my great grandpappy used to always say, “an ugly girl will run around on you too - so, you may as well get a purty one.”
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my great grandpappy used to always say, “some of us don’t have the luxury of workin’ all day. so, no - i don’t care how your day went.”
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my great grandpappy used to always say, “if you ain’t suppose to kiss and tell, what’s the point of kissin’?”
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