my great grandpappy was a young korean boy that mistakenly came over with the chinese to help build the railroads. he's korean through and through, but was raised by cowboys and opium dens. so, he had a fobby accent with a southern twang that made just about everyone do a double-take. when i was a kid, he would say the most random, craziest and funniest things that no one would ever dream of saying now. he always spoke his heart. fortunately, for us, my dad kept a journal of just about everything he said. so, this is an online tribute of sorts to my great grandpappy (fyi: he made us call him that).